Modeling

"It's awesome; I get paid to take naps near space heaters."

Apparently, nude modeling is where it's at...

Chivalry

"I know you need to do it in order to be a good penis-haver, but I was closer to the door than you were!"

Discussing chivalry

Logistics of staging Avene Q

"How on Earth do you stage puppet sex?"

"Very carefully."

Step away from the physics book!

"Help, Romeo is sweetly whispering facts about kinetic energy in my ear!"

Romeo, oh Romeo, wherefore art thou seducing us with physics?

New Guys in Town

"Glitter Penis and Furspolder, unite!"

Do we even really need to suggest any innuendos here?

It SPARKLES. The HORROR

"Glitter penis"

Yeah, we'll just let you think about that one, Twi-hards. And then we DARE you not to burst out laughing at the sheer ridiculousness.