Leading the charge?

"It's going to be a long, painful and difficult few weeks"
"Like the Crusades."

Sometimes pain medicine just won't cut it.

Your Problem Now

"It's not my musky coconut problem anymore"

About a hair product

Da Vinci Genitals

"what were you talking about?"

"castration anxiety in high renassiance art"

"...this is normal conversation"

"pretty much"

Discussing art history is never complete without a visit or two down castration lane.

I Don't Think You're Ready For This Angst

"I am listening to an angst-a-licious playlist, and am happier than a 13 year old with a Victoria's Secret catalogue."


After creating a iTunes Genius playlist based on the song "Swing, Swing" by The All-American Rejects.