The Lord of the Knitting Kitties

"Nerd hyperventilating in the corner! Give me a second to calm. The fuck. Down."

http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/7351026.html

What is in His Pants?

"Your toes are creepier than Jude Law's balls."

http://www.hulu.com/watch/134731/saturday-night-live-secret-word

And then I..

"I don't say this too often, but I think I just jizzed in my pants"

Oh, Jude Law, what you do to us all...

LOLRepublicans

"Whenever a Democrat gets elected, all the Republicans just go--"

"WWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! WWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! WWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

"No, they don't even sound that dignified."

Commentary on the lack of shit that's been done about health care... and the country in general.

Not in Vegas, but in College

"What happens in LD's room, STAYS in LD's room. Or else LD gets arrested."

Oh, the secrets we keep...

Uhhh, what?

"Cover your nipples. It's going to be a bumpy ride!"

Planning costumes after dark.

Candy for Your Soul?

"Chocolate?"

"I just brushed my teeth."

"Oh." Pause. "Chocolate?"

>.> "No."

Exchange between the two most awesome and esteemed roommates on the face of the universe.

Modeling

"It's awesome; I get paid to take naps near space heaters."

Apparently, nude modeling is where it's at...

Chivalry

"I know you need to do it in order to be a good penis-haver, but I was closer to the door than you were!"

Discussing chivalry

Logistics of staging Avene Q

"How on Earth do you stage puppet sex?"

"Very carefully."