Butterflies

Kiddlet: There is a new Who up, do you want to watch?
Cheesenip:...Can I color my butterfly first?
*silence*
*crickets*
*stunned look*
Kiddlet: How about lunch. Then butterfly coloring. Then Who.
Cheesenip: Okay!

Of Religion and Disco

In response to the interior of a church being described as looking silver due to a lighting effect, and not actually being silver:

Cheese Nip: that makes things substantially less metallic looking in my head

Kidlet:     it's a cave chuch and thanks to you it now looks like a disco club

Yeah, that's how we roll.

L-O-V-E

"Oh my God, I'm not a love cushion!"

Cheese Nip's younger brother after she started to serenade him.

Why you shouldn't sass the sleep deprived

"Well aren't YOU a happy bundle of wit and joy!"

Instat Message Conversation Re: Gaga Jesus

C: uh

what was that?

am I not allowed to nom right now?

Is Gaga Jesus only for special occasions?

 

K: Gaga Jesus is for special occasions only

or when you desperately need sexy jesus to help you

 

On Jesus in Lady Gaga's Judas Video

Is that the new catchphrase?

"Brainbows unite!"

And so, the members of the brainwave reunited. And all was well in the world.

Leading the charge?

"It's going to be a long, painful and difficult few weeks"
"Like the Crusades."

Sometimes pain medicine just won't cut it.

Your Problem Now

"It's not my musky coconut problem anymore"

About a hair product

Da Vinci Genitals

"what were you talking about?"

"castration anxiety in high renassiance art"

"...this is normal conversation"

"pretty much"

Discussing art history is never complete without a visit or two down castration lane.

I Don't Think You're Ready For This Angst

"I am listening to an angst-a-licious playlist, and am happier than a 13 year old with a Victoria's Secret catalogue."


After creating a iTunes Genius playlist based on the song "Swing, Swing" by The All-American Rejects.