Useful for Men's Costumes, Right?

"Yes, she left them at home; they're detachable breasts!"

Misunderstanding turned into latest plastic surgery fad.

Threats.

I will kidnap your pillow and make you wish you never existed.

What will happen if you get caught watching Jane Eyre. All 11, 1 hour episodes of it. 

I choose you Pikachu!

Look! A wild professor approaches!
Antoniette uses Academic Jargon!
But it fails..

I'm So Glad We Didn't Drink This Weekend

Note: these are all unrelated

C: Is a pen a metaphorical penis?
K: If so, what is a highlighter?
C: A metaphorical dildo.

C: IF YOU DON'T STOP ACTING PERFECT I WILL PUNCH YOU IN YOUR PERFECT FACE!

K: He's a sulking, royal angsting prat.

K: O...Lancelot? I want one in every color!!!

Lions and Tigers and Fascists, Oh My!

"I won social science bingo today: We have Nazis, S&M, Nazi apologism, racism, fetishism, with a dash of sexism -- all in one reading!"
"Well, aren't Nazis just guilty of all of those things? Well, I don't know about S&M, but let's suppose that they're guilty of that, too."

Butterflies

Kiddlet: There is a new Who up, do you want to watch?
Cheesenip:...Can I color my butterfly first?
*silence*
*crickets*
*stunned look*
Kiddlet: How about lunch. Then butterfly coloring. Then Who.
Cheesenip: Okay!

Of Religion and Disco

In response to the interior of a church being described as looking silver due to a lighting effect, and not actually being silver:

Cheese Nip: that makes things substantially less metallic looking in my head

Kidlet:     it's a cave chuch and thanks to you it now looks like a disco club

Yeah, that's how we roll.

L-O-V-E

"Oh my God, I'm not a love cushion!"

Cheese Nip's younger brother after she started to serenade him.

Why you shouldn't sass the sleep deprived

"Well aren't YOU a happy bundle of wit and joy!"

Instat Message Conversation Re: Gaga Jesus

C: uh

what was that?

am I not allowed to nom right now?

Is Gaga Jesus only for special occasions?

 

K: Gaga Jesus is for special occasions only

or when you desperately need sexy jesus to help you

 

On Jesus in Lady Gaga's Judas Video