Not in Vegas, but in College

"What happens in LD's room, STAYS in LD's room. Or else LD gets arrested."

Oh, the secrets we keep...

Uhhh, what?

"Cover your nipples. It's going to be a bumpy ride!"

Planning costumes after dark.

Candy for Your Soul?

"Chocolate?"

"I just brushed my teeth."

"Oh." Pause. "Chocolate?"

>.> "No."

Exchange between the two most awesome and esteemed roommates on the face of the universe.

Modeling

"It's awesome; I get paid to take naps near space heaters."

Apparently, nude modeling is where it's at...

Chivalry

"I know you need to do it in order to be a good penis-haver, but I was closer to the door than you were!"

Discussing chivalry

Logistics of staging Avene Q

"How on Earth do you stage puppet sex?"

"Very carefully."

Step away from the physics book!

"Help, Romeo is sweetly whispering facts about kinetic energy in my ear!"

Romeo, oh Romeo, wherefore art thou seducing us with physics?

New Guys in Town

"Glitter Penis and Furspolder, unite!"

Do we even really need to suggest any innuendos here?

It SPARKLES. The HORROR

"Glitter penis"

Yeah, we'll just let you think about that one, Twi-hards. And then we DARE you not to burst out laughing at the sheer ridiculousness.

Franken-lover

-"He reads Paradise Lost."
-"So, you would have sex with a dead person?"
-"He's not dead; he's reaminated--it's the five minute rule."

Because even Frankenstein needs a little lovin' every now and then... no matter how creepy and necrophiliac-esque that lovin' may be. >.>................<.<