Why you shouldn't sass the sleep deprived

"Well aren't YOU a happy bundle of wit and joy!"

Instat Message Conversation Re: Gaga Jesus

C: uh

what was that?

am I not allowed to nom right now?

Is Gaga Jesus only for special occasions?

 

K: Gaga Jesus is for special occasions only

or when you desperately need sexy jesus to help you

 

On Jesus in Lady Gaga's Judas Video

Is that the new catchphrase?

"Brainbows unite!"

And so, the members of the brainwave reunited. And all was well in the world.

Leading the charge?

"It's going to be a long, painful and difficult few weeks"
"Like the Crusades."

Sometimes pain medicine just won't cut it.

Your Problem Now

"It's not my musky coconut problem anymore"

About a hair product

Da Vinci Genitals

"what were you talking about?"

"castration anxiety in high renassiance art"

"...this is normal conversation"

"pretty much"

Discussing art history is never complete without a visit or two down castration lane.

I Don't Think You're Ready For This Angst

"I am listening to an angst-a-licious playlist, and am happier than a 13 year old with a Victoria's Secret catalogue."


After creating a iTunes Genius playlist based on the song "Swing, Swing" by The All-American Rejects.

It's like

"Watching the movie is like finding a beautiful antique ring. Reading the book is like realizing that beautiful antique rings opens and there is a letter from a brilliant mad man inside"

Talking about Everything Is Illuminated

The first rule of fight club:

"Do not speak of your masking tape overlords"

Ok, maybe not the first rule of Fight Club but definitely one of the first rules of Studio

O_O

"IN SOVIET RUSSIA MIND FUCKS YOU!!!!!!"

The clear and obvious reaction to this video right here.