Franken-lover

-"He reads Paradise Lost."
-"So, you would have sex with a dead person?"
-"He's not dead; he's reaminated--it's the five minute rule."

Because even Frankenstein needs a little lovin' every now and then... no matter how creepy and necrophiliac-esque that lovin' may be. >.>................<.<

And He'll Even Make the Bed

"Hi, I'm the ever-sexy Stephen, and I'll be sleeping on your floor. No, don't worry; I won't rape you in your sleep."

If only they were all as up-front as this...

It's Often So Hard To Tell

"Is that a pasta or a fascist?"

We'd like to think that ravioli's cousin rigatoni has a mustache to rival Mussolini's back in the day:

MIT Boys

"...with their hairy engineer legs."

Add this to any saying, and that saying will automatically be true. It's like "in bed," only more ridiculous.

When Louis Vutton Becomes a Stalker

"NO!!! I can't escape the man-rose-purse!"

It was following her, apparently. Like Edward Cullen. Only creepier. Because it was a purse. For men.

Apocalyptic Overtones

"Stupid plumes."

If it weren't for those plumes... man, we'd be dinosaur fodder by now!

Christmas in Crazyland

"You can't handle a large Christmas ornament!"

Shouted in the Prudential Center as an attempt to convince another of how bad an idea it was to go climbing up the side of the larger-than-life ornaments.