L-O-V-E

"Oh my God, I'm not a love cushion!"

Cheese Nip's younger brother after she started to serenade him.

And He'll Even Make the Bed

"Hi, I'm the ever-sexy Stephen, and I'll be sleeping on your floor. No, don't worry; I won't rape you in your sleep."

If only they were all as up-front as this...

MIT Boys

"...with their hairy engineer legs."

Add this to any saying, and that saying will automatically be true. It's like "in bed," only more ridiculous.