It's like

"Watching the movie is like finding a beautiful antique ring. Reading the book is like realizing that beautiful antique rings opens and there is a letter from a brilliant mad man inside"

Talking about Everything Is Illuminated

The first rule of fight club:

"Do not speak of your masking tape overlords"

Ok, maybe not the first rule of Fight Club but definitely one of the first rules of Studio

O_O

"IN SOVIET RUSSIA MIND FUCKS YOU!!!!!!"

The clear and obvious reaction to this video right here.

Danger! Danger!

"First thought: Do I usually get killed by gamecubes?"


Upon seeing this comic.

The Lord of the Knitting Kitties

"Nerd hyperventilating in the corner! Give me a second to calm. The fuck. Down."

http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/7351026.html

What is in His Pants?

"Your toes are creepier than Jude Law's balls."

http://www.hulu.com/watch/134731/saturday-night-live-secret-word

And then I..

"I don't say this too often, but I think I just jizzed in my pants"

Oh, Jude Law, what you do to us all...

LOLRepublicans

"Whenever a Democrat gets elected, all the Republicans just go--"

"WWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! WWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! WWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

"No, they don't even sound that dignified."

Commentary on the lack of shit that's been done about health care... and the country in general.

Not in Vegas, but in College

"What happens in LD's room, STAYS in LD's room. Or else LD gets arrested."

Oh, the secrets we keep...

Uhhh, what?

"Cover your nipples. It's going to be a bumpy ride!"

Planning costumes after dark.

Candy for Your Soul?

"Chocolate?"

"I just brushed my teeth."

"Oh." Pause. "Chocolate?"

>.> "No."

Exchange between the two most awesome and esteemed roommates on the face of the universe.