L-O-V-E

"Oh my God, I'm not a love cushion!"

Cheese Nip's younger brother after she started to serenade him.

LOLRepublicans

"Whenever a Democrat gets elected, all the Republicans just go--"

"WWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! WWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! WWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

"No, they don't even sound that dignified."

Commentary on the lack of shit that's been done about health care... and the country in general.