Sunday, March 14, 2010

The Lord of the Knitting Kitties

"Nerd hyperventilating in the corner! Give me a second to calm. The fuck. Down."

What is in His Pants?

"Your toes are creepier than Jude Law's balls."

And then I..

"I don't say this too often, but I think I just jizzed in my pants"

Oh, Jude Law, what you do to us all...

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

LOLRepublicans

"Whenever a Democrat gets elected, all the Republicans just go--"

"WWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! WWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! WWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

"No, they don't even sound that dignified."

Commentary on the lack of shit that's been done about health care... and the country in general.