"Hey there, late people! Why are you late? Like, where were you? You just missed, like, the best song of the whole show. We just kicked the shit out of it, didn't we? Hey, hey, Dionne, do the song again. So, yeah, like, where were you? Were you smoking? You were smoking!"
Said by Berger during the Broadway production of "Hair" when some people walked in late while he was introducing himself.
A few minutes later...
"So, yeah, as I was saying to these people who were on time, you can call me, uhh, haha, you can call me 'Banana Berger'"...."or 'I-Come-To-The-Theater-On-Time Berger."
Our love affair with this man has just begun.
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